Bear Ditka

Flippin da bird

Da Coach was making waves this week in Chicago, when he was undecided about who he will be pulling for in the Bears and Saints game.

Then-

"I'm pulling and I'm rooting as I have every game this year for the Chicago Bears. I picked them in every game," Ditka said on ESPN radio Thursday. Ditka does his show from Chicago in his restaurant, on Chicago ESPN radio outlet and probably while smoking one of his Ditka cigars.










What a shock.


But now for the rest of the story-

After the interview Ditka stumbled from his restaurant and out into the cold where he came upon a blind poor man laying in the alley, the only thing keeping him warm was a sleeves grey hooded sweatshirt which is usually seen worn only by the truly wretched.

Ditka took pity on the man and poured the remainder of his Chivas from his rock glass onto the man's lips and then placed his cigar out on the man's forehead.

The man leaped up and screamed "I can see, and the Bears will win this Sunday!!!!"

As Ditka stepped in his limo he yelled to his assistant, "Hey Fridge, get dat poor bastard and Italian Beef and Sausage combo, and one of Flutie's old jersey's to wear."

The grateful man left in the fumes of Ditka's sleek carriage yelped "Ditka is a saint!!"

No my friend, Ditka is better than a saint, he is a Bear.