Bears Playoffs Post
Game 1
Yes game 1.
Which I hope to be the first of three, which will culminate in the Bears victory in Miami.
The Bears go into this game as much as 8.5 point favorites against a team which came from one victory from winning the Super Bowl last year and one bad hold of a rookie quarterback on a field goal to being left afloat in the Puget Sound this year.
The 8.5 is a lot of wood to be laying in a playoff and ironically the same amount of points in a Starbucks Mocha Latte for those on Weight Watchers. Either way the gambling gods are telling us that the Bears should easily go through the Seahawks faster than Paul Allen bidding on Jimi Hendrix old sock.
When I think of Seattle I think of the movie “Singles”. A 1992 film from Cameron Crowe about being single in Seattle and going to see Alice in Chains at the local club. Great soundtrack and an interesting take on single life, but shaggy Matt Dillon with a lumberjack shirt tied around his waist, leading the band Citizen Dick (made up of members of Pearl Jam) almost made me throw away my Pearl Jam cd’s. However future Pearl Jam music is what actually made me throw them away.
But be aware of the hex known as Rex who can be easily distracted by large defensive linemen and, from reading his comments about the Packer game on December 31st, dogs with fluffy tails wearing Happy New Year’s tiaras.
With Cedric Benson ripping through the Seahawks, Rex having only one turnover and an innocent Tank Johnson(dead men tell no tales) on defense, the Bears should win 24 -13.
My 7 year old tells me the weather man lies, I hope not because with the cold weather on Sunday hopefully we will get to see Lovie Smith bring out his bad ass "Shaft" leather jacket. I believe he's undefeated in it.
Yes game 1.
Which I hope to be the first of three, which will culminate in the Bears victory in Miami.
The Bears go into this game as much as 8.5 point favorites against a team which came from one victory from winning the Super Bowl last year and one bad hold of a rookie quarterback on a field goal to being left afloat in the Puget Sound this year.
The 8.5 is a lot of wood to be laying in a playoff and ironically the same amount of points in a Starbucks Mocha Latte for those on Weight Watchers. Either way the gambling gods are telling us that the Bears should easily go through the Seahawks faster than Paul Allen bidding on Jimi Hendrix old sock.
When I think of Seattle I think of the movie “Singles”. A 1992 film from Cameron Crowe about being single in Seattle and going to see Alice in Chains at the local club. Great soundtrack and an interesting take on single life, but shaggy Matt Dillon with a lumberjack shirt tied around his waist, leading the band Citizen Dick (made up of members of Pearl Jam) almost made me throw away my Pearl Jam cd’s. However future Pearl Jam music is what actually made me throw them away.
But be aware of the hex known as Rex who can be easily distracted by large defensive linemen and, from reading his comments about the Packer game on December 31st, dogs with fluffy tails wearing Happy New Year’s tiaras.
With Cedric Benson ripping through the Seahawks, Rex having only one turnover and an innocent Tank Johnson(dead men tell no tales) on defense, the Bears should win 24 -13.
My 7 year old tells me the weather man lies, I hope not because with the cold weather on Sunday hopefully we will get to see Lovie Smith bring out his bad ass "Shaft" leather jacket. I believe he's undefeated in it.
posted by doug_plank at 6:38 PM
3 Comments:
This is the gayest blog I've ever read.
Two highlights for me:
1: "However future Pearl Jam music is what actually made me throw them away."
2: The Lovie Smith Shaft jacket.
Nice work, my man.
hex known as Rex who can be easily distracted by large defensive linemen I loved this line.
I'm here because Moist told me to. But I stayed and read because you were so amusing! Thanks for the blog!
Gary Fencik was better looking.
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